So this buddy of mine……somewhat of an amateur comedian, is known far and wide for his charm and wit AND his never ending supply of brief, corny, knee-slapping jokes. I took it upon myself to compile a short list of some of my personal favorites and his most classic. Those who know him well like I do will appreciate this.
- Two peanuts were walking down the street. One was assaulted. (Say it out loud)
- Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Ba dum ching!
- A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says “Hey, you know we have a drink named after you?” the grasshopper says “You have a drink named Steve?”.
- Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.
- I’m naked underneath all my clothes.
- Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One of them says to the other “Hey, is it just me or is it getting hot in here?”. The other instantly replies “Holy crap!! A talking muffin!!”.